Close but no cigar

Almost mediocre, almost above avg..... almost. (Most likely, that particular menu item. Not reflection of business as a whole.)
  • 538 6th Ave
    New York, NY 10011
    2.0 étoiles

    As much as I wanted to like this place, PTC is NOT my cup of tea.
    And now that I see the rating stats, I don't feel like the bad guy writing this.

    So let's start with what's RIGHT about Pink Tea:
    1The AMAZING cornbread waffle!--omfg!
    2The PHENOMENAL cucumber mint lemonade (which could make the perfect mojito)

    Now the bad:
    1 The cornbread waffle: Why can I only buy a FOURTH?!? It's so damn yummy! Why?--bc you want me to buy four (4 1/4ths) and spend $8??? Wow. Talk about capitolism.

    2 Why are none of the waffle flavors on the menu any more? If new people come, they would never know about them!

    3 The Chicken & Waffles should be better. At a southern joint, this is the quintassential dish, and I would give it a 2. Chicken nothing special at AL--needs more season and crunch, sweet potato waffles soft and non-descript in taste... Add the CORNBREAD waffle as an option to this dish and it might be amazing!

    4 My waitress may have been on Speed. Well, not really. Maybe Ritlin bc boy was she bouncin off the fkn walls. My blood pressure couldn't have been pushed any higher.

    5 No cards!

    6 The fucking NOISE. I'm sure this was just a concidence, but given my friend and I were seated 'directly beside' a table with about 8 people the most racaous I've ever seen in the daytime. They were LITERALLY yelling at the tops of their lungs, intermittedly howling like fkn hyenas. (Has your blood ever boiled so much you started to shake?) Mentioning it politely to the server got NO REACTION at all, and left ME to go to them and shut them the f--- up---Wait, I mean, 'politely quiet them down.'

    And so I did. But did I want to? Or even, should I have had to? NO. That's the waitress's responsibility.

    Good thing MY responsibility is her tip.

  • 656 Ave of the Americas
    New York, NY 10010
    3.0 étoiles

    Guess I'm a pizza snob.

    It was GOOD, it really was, but noteworthy, or even stellar?--Hardly. My friend and I split a large (very affordable) and wished (prayed?) that there was a pizza-loving apparition to help us finish it all.

    If you too are left with slices after over-indulging, THROW THEM OUT!--This pizza's more slime than anything when nuked the day after.

    Final summation: Good enough, but I'll go elsewhere.

  • 167 N 8th St
    Brooklyn, NY 11211
    3.0 étoiles

    I've seen discount ads for Pop's wondering just what the hell it was, and more importantly, where IS it?

    My high school friend and I stumbled upon it one evening and decided this was the place.

    BBQ subs with onion rings?--FUCK YES!!!

    Despite the fact the beef seemed to have gone through a criss-cross paper shredder, the sub wasn't bad at all.

    And I loved all the hilarious renditions of Pop on the wall, drawn by customers. Check out Marley Pop, Joker Pop, and others. Hell, draw your own!!!

  • 58 W 39th St
    New York, NY 10018
    2.0 étoiles
    Premier à donner un avis

    Hot Food Buffet Review:

    Get the calamari.

    Get the plantains.


  • 2.0 étoiles
    15/04/2012 Avis mis à jour


    Now if only it wasn't freezer burned, and I would 'actually' feel and taste the 'pieces of friend chicken, and of waffles it supposedly contained.....

    and Hot Cake cookies were neither hot, soft, OR pancake-like... Unless pancakes break parts of your fillings off when you eat them.

    3.0 étoiles
    20/08/2011 Avis précédent
    After haggling(?) w the guy, we got out of it something so awesome that I was told not to tweet or… En savoir plus
    1.0 étoiles
    20/07/2011 Avis précédent
    Guess so many people complained about soft ice cream that they had to write in the window: 'Truck is… En savoir plus
    4.0 étoiles
    15/07/2011 Avis précédent
    I remember reading somewhere about Cool Haus a year ago and nearly salivating to the point of… En savoir plus
  • 700 Columbus Ave
    New York, NY 10025
    2.0 étoiles

    Dr Hanson.... More like Dr. HANDSOME. WOW!

    Ms Meena on the other hand.... Mean?  (OWW!)

    And yes I was pressured into surgury by Shah, but Han(d)so(me)'s doing it, I'll be the first to elect for oral work*!

    *Is this place open after-hours?

  • New York, NY 10025
    2.0 étoiles

    As a repeat customer, you would assume the customer service would get better and better, not the other way around.

    The guy at the counter was suddenly arrogant and rude, and wouldn't take my order when I said I was ready saying something like "make up your mind first, THEN I'll take your order". Um.... Que? That and questioning my preference in bacon that isn't as chewy as RUBBER (there's is), saying my taste was "Cheap!" Again, What??? And of course the guy would pick the shortest bacon pieces of all to sell me....

    It was so dreadfully hot inside I'm assuming his good sense melted away right before I entered the store, but continued on with my purchase just because I was playing Santa Clause that day, bring gifts for people. The bacon baked goods MIGHT be worth it if any of them tasted like bacon.

    Bottom line, the novelty factor is nice at first but really, must I put up with all of that for an 15% edible (unchewable) treat that costs over $8 for 2? Hmmm......

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